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Mind your Pees and Poos!
It's one way to help bring about better attitudes toward dogs and their owners. If you see someone's dog going without their knowing, hand them a bag. Bring 2 bags, one to care and one to share. If you see an orphan poop, you don't need to adopt it, just pick it up and put it in the garbage. -- Thanks!
Start Doing a Peer Patrol Today
10 Really Dumb Reasons
Not to Pick up After Your Dog
| Rationale | Lefty's Poop Scoop da Jour |
| I don't want to. | I'd be up to my elbows in it if everyone were like you! Move to da country or loose da attitude! |
| I don't have a bag | Grab a bag before ya leave the house, numby! |
| I'm in a hurry | How did ya find time to walk your dog in da first place? |
| It's dark out | Grab a flashlight along with your bags. |
| It's in the bushes | So, I'll play a violin for ya while ya clean it up |
| Its dirty | Bring some of dat hand sanitizer stuff along |
| I wasn't watching | What kind a owner are ya anyway? Keep an eye on your dog and be responsible! |
| I have a bad back | Get a poop scoop, dupe! Save your back and the environment! |
| Its not my dog | I'm sure as hell glad you're not walkin' me. Make sure your dog sitters are responsible dog luvas too. |
| I don't like being told what to do by my neighbors | So if ya can't stand peer presha try a little pet presha, clean it up and stash ya trash! |
| The dog ate it | Well you're going to have to deal with it sooner or later! |
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